[The camera tries to focus, but whoever is holding the thing keeps flailing about. It’s far too late, or maybe far too early for this sort of disturbance unless of course you’re the Doctor.

What do you know. Here he is as the camera finally settles and focuses in on him sparkly hat and all]

HELLO CITY! WELCOME TO 2012! What a smashing year this ( Read more... )

[Oh it's this man again and he's wearing a silly hat. What's new?

At least most of the Christmas decorations have been changed into party decorations. Is this a hint of shenanigans?]HAPPY NEW YEAR! Hope you all had a fantastic Christmas and got lots of gifts and hopped around in your pajamas all day. Really I think that's the best part of ( Read more... )

[Oh, it's the Doctor channel. Today the show is set in a simple downtown jail cell full of all sorts of nefarious types and the Doctor. Yep. He's currently yelling at an officer.]Oi! I was trying to save the city! How was I to know he kept his wallet in his coat, an EVIL coat might I add! You can't lock a man up for saving someone from an evil coat ( Read more... )

[Standing in the middle of the holiday aisle with a rather jolly hat despite the time of year is the Doctor. Behind him is a basket FULL of lights and he holds onto another basket. Neighbors beware!]

Right! Last year the locals confiscated my brilliant display and turned off the power. This year I'm a step ahead and I've built my own generator.

[ ( Read more... )

[This long face hasn't been seen for awhile. In the background you can see his basement, or at least a tiny bit as it's a little dark beyond the area he's standing in. The camera shakes a bit and then nearly tumbles to the ground but is caught just before it hits the floor ( Read more... )

[The video feed turns on to a shaky image of horrible July Fourth decor spread around the Casa de TARDIS. Up pops the familiar face of the Doctor and his equally hideous bowtie.]

Everyone is invited to a party! Oh I love a good party and what better time than now? You Statesmen and your fireworks and hotdogs; oh! and bouncy houses with water ( Read more... )

[This here is the SADDEST Doctor face you will ever see. EVER!

He's sitting on Rory's bed and wearing a Rory flannel.]

Rory Williams is gone. POOF. Possibly the worst sort of technology ever invented, this Porter. Without Rory, Amy won't know how to find us.

What sort of Mad Man am I without my box or companions?

[Oh, you know you've all missed this face and that bow tie! Luckily he's here to save EVERYONE! Look, he even has a Stetson 'cause everyone knows heroes wear Stetsons!]

Right, I need information and a child in no particular order. Oh! and possibly the direct line of someone in charge.

[Just in case that sounds weird to some people he gives a ( Read more... )

[Jack is just grinning at the camera, trying not to giggle too obviously. The camera in question is slightly wobbly, but when it finally focuses, it does so on the Doctor, a fish in a fishbowl, and the wall of a holding cell somewhere in Ohio.]

Hellllooooo, network! Did you know it’s against the law to, uh, get a fish drunk? Did you also know ( Read more... )

[The video opens to a rare image of the Doctor wearing a beanie and a horribly clashing sweater. He’s managing to walk and talk and even record at the same time. Yes, this man is multi-talented. Also, he seems to have a sitter friend along for whatever this is ( Read more... )